my birthday and my birthday present

So last week I turned 26, what fun stuff!! I got an apple macbook which I LOVE!!  I have always been a pc user but am a HUGE fan of the mac because I have ohh so many problems with computers in general.  It seems if something can go wrong with an electronic item it will go wrong when I use it.  I am the only person that I know of that has made a computer at the grocery store freeze up when I swipe my credit card through! I guess I have some type of magnetic field around my body.